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(Reblogged from eccleston)

I gotta tell you, those burns I sustained in my last text post are really harshing my vibe right now. 

Protip: If you’re not sure whether or not you have boiled the kettle recently, don’t put your hand against it to check whether it’s hot. It turns out you’ve actually boiled the kettle within the last five minutes and you are about to gently rest your nerves against scaldingly hot metal. 

In case you were thinking, “I wonder if Yvette has ever reclined casually in a plastic beach chair whilst summoning the tortured spirit of the Grinch from the fiery pits of Hell.” 

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

(Source: annnica)

(Reblogged from pomegranate-poet)

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(Reblogged from fortyklicks)

Aw, that sounds cute, but I’m already using your product for an alternate recipe. I call it “Let’s Eat Two Whole Packets of Baking Chocolate and Cry”. 

This season’s hot new look is a pregnant crab. 

I woke up this morning to the realisation that I can basically always see my nose and it’s ruining my life.