(Source: owlturdcomix)

(Reblogged from raumdeutered)

Today in “Why is this here?” “Why do all of these pots have seats?”

(Reblogged from michaelsgavin)

I have gotta stop buying three boxes of fancy tomatoes at a time just because I really like the two orange tomatoes that I get per packet.

(Source: x-cetera)

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I don’t mean to brag, but I’m kind of a small deal.

I wonder why we have a cupboard that’s just filled with ironing boards.

(Source: wigglemore)

(Reblogged from murbeft)

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point 

(Reblogged from pomegranate-poet)

When I was a kid, my scripture teacher told me that men have one rib less than women. I had not yet developed critical thinking, so I absorbed that information and plopped it into the part of my brain where I also stored the idea that camels carry water in their humps. And I don’t think I thought about it again until I was legally an adult and had spent years of my life completing bio exams without even noticing that everyone has the same number of ribs. I’m not surprised , I’m just surprised that it took me this long to find out.