February 2012
Feb 9th
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Also, new theme! Because several people kindly...
Feb 9th
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The problem is I live the kind of life where...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“Is there a collective noun for a group of cockatoos? It should be...”
– mump
Feb 9th
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Lucky it's appallingly busy at work, otherwise I...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Just mentioned to the guy in the corner store that...
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Just put someone on hold, because I'm too tired to...
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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I love the enterprising spirit of the grocery...
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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mump asked: air force one is on RIGHT NOW.
Feb 3rd
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thegreattribblehunt asked: Mystery Men is on 7mate tomorrow night. Even though you have the DVD thought you ought to know.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Isn't it weird how insects run away when you chase...
Do insects feel fear? 
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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mysticaltramping asked: no no no, back up, you're going to need to explain what part of snakes on a plane is 'conceptually interesting'
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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whitepajamas: i can't believe they don't stock shrek! the guy was like, "uh, we have shrek the halls, is that okay?".
mump: of course it's not okay! if i wanted shrek the halls, i would have just asked you to shoot me in the face!
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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mump asked: not the best baseballer in the land, but the most enthuuusiastic.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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macaroniandsteez asked: Hey, in the Glee post you did, you mentioned coming out to your sister? I didn't know you played for the other (but equally acceptable and beautiful and lovely) team-do you? Unless I was misreading your post that is.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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