February 2012
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Doing everything one-handed, because the pressure...
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I just had to stop in the middle of the road, to...
One of whom was riding a broom with a cardboard horse’s head stuck on the end.
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Also, new theme! Because several people kindly...
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The problem is I live the kind of life where...
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“Is there a collective noun for a group of cockatoos? It should be...”
– mump
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Lucky it's appallingly busy at work, otherwise I...
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Just mentioned to the guy in the corner store that...
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Just put someone on hold, because I'm too tired to...
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I love the enterprising spirit of the grocery...
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mump asked: air force one is on RIGHT NOW.
thegreattribblehunt asked: Mystery Men is on 7mate tomorrow night. Even though you have the DVD thought you ought to know.
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Isn't it weird how insects run away when you chase...
Do insects feel fear?
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mysticaltramping asked: no no no, back up, you're going to need to explain what part of snakes on a plane is 'conceptually interesting'
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whitepajamas: i can't believe they don't stock shrek! the guy was like, "uh, we have shrek the halls, is that okay?".
mump: of course it's not okay! if i wanted shrek the halls, i would have just asked you to shoot me in the face!
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