October 2011
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“Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out...”
– Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything (via twistedkaraoke)
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Help! | The Beatles
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It's like all my laundry's conspiring against me....
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You know those times, when you're walking up a...
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I was going to get cross at the party near my...
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merrymaryquitecontrary asked: Dear whitepajamas, I recently discovered and fell in love with you. By recently I mean two days ago. And have spent the past two days being blown away by and laughing at 273 pages worth of your brain. My point is, I came across an old post where you said you haven't been able to watch newer episodes of QI so I thought to point you in the direction of youtube/NickFromFulham aka you're...
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NO WAIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I ALREADY HAVE...
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I have that antsy, pent-up energy,...
I want to watch something, but I don’t know what to watch. What should I watch? What are you watching? Let’s watch that.
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Just got a message from mump's mum, asking if I'm...
Anonymous asked: Is Zio your legal name? if so that's pretty boss. and how do you pronounce it?
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thinkinggivesyouwrinkles asked: I wanted to show you a shark hat I found. But then I remembered that the ask box no longer allows links. I'm crushed
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The kettle died and the microwave died so now...
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I've been up since about three this morning,...
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Vanity Fair: Here’s an experiment I’ve been dying to try with you. What was the name of your first pet?
Peter Dinklage: That’s a tough one. We had so many growing up. It was like a zoo in my house. We had a lot of pets. My family had a habit of collecting creatures that didn’t always want to be pets. The first animal I can remember was a Lab named Zoe. Before that, there was a parrot, but I don’t remember his name because I was an infant. The parrot only loved me, which was very strange. He wouldn’t let anybody get near me. He’d attack anybody that even came close.
Vanity Fair: And your parents were O.K. with that?
Peter Dinklage: I don’t think they had a choice.
Vanity Fair: So you were essentially raised by an attack parrot?
Peter Dinklage: Yeah, pretty much. I remember it used to groom me and it hated everyone but me. I wish I could remember its name.
Vanity Fair: So let’s go with Zoe then. The Lab.
Peter Dinklage: Yeah, Zoe. He was a good dog.
Vanity Fair: What was the name of the street you grew up on?
Peter Dinklage: I … wait, hold on. Is this one of those things where you figure out my porn name?
Vanity Fair: You got me.
Peter Dinklage: Are you 14 years old? How old are you?
Vanity Fair: I’m 41, just like you.
Peter Dinklage: I don’t believe it. I’m going to need to see an ID.
Vanity Fair: You want me to fax it to you?
Peter Dinklage: What are you doing with this? Is this Teen Vanity Fair? Is this the issue that Justin Bieber is editing? [Laughs.] By the way, that’s the first time I’ve ever brought up Justin Bieber in conversation.
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When I was a kid, I had this big book of rhymes...
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