November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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A year or so ago, Yvette broke a girl's arm.
Oh, sure, it was during a netball game, and they were on opposing teams, and “non-contact” is just a fancy phrase for “only when the ref’s not paying attention”, and also it was an accident and the girl just tripped over Yvette’s wildly flailing limbs, so fair’s fair, but the fact remains that before the girl encountered Yvette, her arm wasn’t...
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Today, I discovered that my father earns literally...
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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This morning, I forgot the alarm code to our...
Nov 28th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Oh, no, that's cool, tenant who just came in and...
That wasn’t totally illegal, or anything.
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Oh, six day work week. It's okay, baby, I've...
Nov 24th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Yvette just turned to me in bewilderment and said,...
The answer is, my leg was itchy, but I got confused and scratched hers instead. 
Nov 22nd
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It's almost distressing how often, lately, my...
Nov 22nd
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Made a truly awful cup of coffee, just now, but...
Nov 20th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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ListenTequila | The Champs
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Every now and again, I'll be watching one of those...
Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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khaleesi asked: John told me that Tara told him that Andrea told her that Kristin told HER that Jude MIGHT like you!! What are you going to do about it?!?!?!?!
Nov 18th
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hxcfairy asked: DID WE HAVE MATH HOMEWORK?! OH SHIT!
Nov 18th
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Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a girl?
Nov 18th
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Drugging this headache into submission isn't...
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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I keep having dreams about deeply mundane things,...
Last night, I dreamed that someone asked me about my blog, and then a snake bit me on the face. 
Nov 18th
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Today, my boss revealed that when he hired me, he...
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Every day, I think, "If I get up ten minutes...
And yet every morning, it’s the same - I end up using those ten minutes to go on the internet, and then rush out the door, late, cramming toast into my face hole and hoping that I’ve remembered to change out of my pajamas. 
Nov 17th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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There are times, more often than you would think,...
Nov 14th
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