November 2011
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A year or so ago, Yvette broke a girl's arm.
Oh, sure, it was during a netball game, and they were on opposing teams, and “non-contact” is just a fancy phrase for “only when the ref’s not paying attention”, and also it was an accident and the girl just tripped over Yvette’s wildly flailing limbs, so fair’s fair, but the fact remains that before the girl encountered Yvette, her arm wasn’t...
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Today, I discovered that my father earns literally...
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This morning, I forgot the alarm code to our...
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Oh, no, that's cool, tenant who just came in and...
That wasn’t totally illegal, or anything.
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Oh, six day work week. It's okay, baby, I've...
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Yvette just turned to me in bewilderment and said,...
The answer is, my leg was itchy, but I got confused and scratched hers instead.
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It's almost distressing how often, lately, my...
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Made a truly awful cup of coffee, just now, but...
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Every now and again, I'll be watching one of those...
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khaleesi asked: John told me that Tara told him that Andrea told her that Kristin told HER that Jude MIGHT like you!! What are you going to do about it?!?!?!?!
hxcfairy asked: DID WE HAVE MATH HOMEWORK?! OH SHIT!
Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a girl?
Drugging this headache into submission isn't...
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I keep having dreams about deeply mundane things,...
Last night, I dreamed that someone asked me about my blog, and then a snake bit me on the face.
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Today, my boss revealed that when he hired me, he...
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Every day, I think, "If I get up ten minutes...
And yet every morning, it’s the same - I end up using those ten minutes to go on the internet, and then rush out the door, late, cramming toast into my face hole and hoping that I’ve remembered to change out of my pajamas.
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There are times, more often than you would think,...