February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Are you and mump soul mates? Dating? BFFs? Aussie Mates?
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I'm just saying, I think my life would be a whole...
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I think if I had to pinpoint the moment when it...
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That Awkward Moment When
thegreattribblehunt:how-do-i-tumblr:
You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
GPO mump and whitepajamas
No, that’s when you spend so much time with your significant other that people think you’re best friends.
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Welp, just poured boiling water over my hand.
And didn’t do anything to relieve the pain, because I was too concerned with saving the cup of coffee I was holding in that hand, at the time.
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I think part of my brain must be wired to believe...
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blacklightonix asked: Hello. This is random - but I just saw that thinkgeek is testing methods of shipping to australia and thus are shipping random things to people who subscribe, and I thought of you I'm not sure why, so, yeah. I cannot post links but it's on their site if you're intersted. I don't know.
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Sometimes I spray myself all over with Lynx, like...
But it’s not because I’m trying to get laid. It’s because I haven’t washed my clothes in a long time.
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Also, yesterday, my boss gave me a hundred bucks,...
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I don't think I can face going in to the bank to...
I would rather call every single person in Australia and ask them not to steal my identity, than go in and explain to the same teller as always that, yes, I think I probably put it in a shopping bag and threw it out.
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The last thing I remember thinking, through a...
I woke up this morning with a strange feeling in my mouth, and it took me a moment to realise I had an earring tucked into my cheek.
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Likes: piña coladas, getting caught in the rain,...
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Walked out my front door, this morning, and...
Spent the whole drive into work wondering why my right eye was acting so strangely, and it was only when I got inside and looked in a mirror that I realised that my eyelashes were stuck to my fringe with spider web.
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Every now and then, I have to catch myself and...