June 2012
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I think the greatest challenge I face in my...
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My boss called me into his office for a serious...
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Just dropped a jelly baby, and, without really...
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just-a-card asked: Oh my gosh, you forgot? Zio, you called me up one random afternoon and asked if I could get you into Burgmann. I wanted to know why and you said it was a surprise. You rocked up with enough Star Wars pictures and blu-tack to cover both sides of the door of Ruth's dorm. There were extra so we ended up putting some on the ceiling. It was awesome. You are so awesome and I miss hanging out with...
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Suddenly super hungry at two in the morning, and...
But it’s too much effort to get the glad wrap off the soup, so my brain says, wow, what’s that thing there?
Which is how I end up standing at my fridge eating raw asparagus at two in the morning.
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yvette: dearest, isn't it weird how we, like, quote ads all the time? like, every two seconds, we quote ads from tv. i mean, imagine people from london.
whitepajamas: yes! yes! it's totally weird, 'cause they do it too, but they quote london ads! so if i want to get their jokes, i have to look up--
yvette: no, no. i mean london.
whitepajamas: oh, you mean the past.
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Sometimes I'm like, is that Tegan and Sara? Or is...
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So, I put gingerhaze's "hipster hobbits" picture...
For those of you whose lives have been empty and meaningless, thus far, it can be found here. For everyone else, there’s Mastercard.
Immediately, Coworker E came over to see what I was doing. She stood at a safe distance and frowned at the picture for a good five minutes, pursing her lips, before quietly and conspiratorially leaning forward and saying, “What does it mean?”
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All I'm saying is, how did Snape propose to teach...
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Once more, I defeat the looming spectre of human...
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Also, I am practising my annual tradition of...
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