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Which pair of pants did I leave the deactivation code in?: A story of how I don’t save the world.
janny, do you have the silver phone up there? you said you picked it up and heard some funny noises.
no, i have the black phone!
well, my darling, that would be the tv remote.
Aw what, but I bought them for companionship.
My position as family mediator means that I just got a call from my father, asking me to mediate between my mother, who is in Italy, and my sister, who is in France.
The “W” of course stands for “Watercress”.
I AM ZIO W. PAJAMAS AND HEAR ME ON THIS. TOMORROW I AM GOING TO MAKE VEGETABLE PARCELS IN FILO PASTRY AND YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD ME TO THAT, INTERNET, BECAUSE I KEEP EATING CHIPS INSTEAD OF DINNER.