(Source: jacknicholson)
- grandfather: janny, do you have the silver phone up there? you said you picked it up and heard some funny noises.
- grandmother: no, i have the black phone!
- grandfather: well, my darling, that would be the tv remote.
Aw what, but I bought them for companionship.
My position as family mediator means that I just got a call from my father, asking me to mediate between my mother, who is in Italy, and my sister, who is in France.
The “W” of course stands for “Watercress”.
