• whitepajamas: you look nice. i hate this kind of effortless glamour you have.
  • yvette: i want to kill someone.

Was going through a box of old papers and magazines and saw this sticking up out of it: 

Thought, “That’s weird. I don’t remember us having a picture of Einstein.” So I pulled it out further. 

Nope. 

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The ultimate showdown. 

Hey there beautiful eyes. Mind if I party with you?

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

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I was trying to meditate earlier, but I couldn’t focus and started writing recipes in my head. But my body found that oddly relaxing so I ended up accidentally reaching a higher plane of consciousness whilst thinking about beans. 

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