Update on the termite men: 

Big adorable Islander guy has been replaced by a tiny recalcitrant Welsh guy. But, in what sounds like the best roadtrip buddy movie of all time, tiny Welsh guy is taking big Islander guy back to Wales next year to travel the country and meet his family. 

A story in two parts. 

I was driving past a school, just now, and a man tried to flag me down to give me a child, purely because it was also blonde with a fringe. It turns out it’s actually astonishingly easy to abduct a kid. I literally had to decline the offer.

The termite men are coming back first thing in the morning to do some work outside my bedroom window. This means I have to wear pants to bed for a change, and I am not happy about it. 

Fluffy wee bro came by to say hi this morning.

If my mutant superpower was pyrokinesis, I would 100% spend my time walking through public places with a teeny inconspicuous fire somewhere on my body, just to see the looks on people’s faces as they suddenly realised what they’d seen and tried to work out if it was too late to run back and tell me I’m on fire.

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Samira Wiley as James Dean photographed by Sid Avery

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  • whitepajamas: trust me, man. "you've got mail" is more your style than my syle.
  • yvette: really? so there's not so much talking about books?
  • whitepajamas: ooh.
  • yvette: what?
  • whitepajamas: books do feature in it a bit.