Hobbies: walking up behind Yvette as she’s playing the piano and whispering “Don’t screw up” quietly into the nape of her neck, then laughing as she loses all control of her fingers.

Got up this morning at four forty-five. Just got on the train and discovered that I’d put my shoes on the wrong feet.

I was so thrown by the fact that a cheese steak is a sandwich that I just googled “Omaha Steaks” to double check that it isn’t a type of fucking souffle or something. 

madiniwa:

Chris put up a master video of all the minimations together (first aired at RTX)! These still make me so happy and the fact he now works in all his animating glory at RT makes me even happier. 

(Reblogged from nycslampoet)

mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

(Reblogged from salonrouge)

Every day is a game of “I wonder if I remembered to take my medication”.

I spend a lot of my time looking at pictures of myself circa 2005 and going, “…I have no idea why I’m doing that.” 

  • whitepajamas: oh man, i've made the palest pancake of all time.
  • yvette: we shall call him "slim shady".

Just googled “Philadelphia cheese steak” and it is not at all what I thought it was.