That is Dominic Monaghan with his finger up his nose.
That is a purple unicorn wearing an ushanka.
I found this gorgeous desk, you would not believe it, on the clean up. It didn’t have a lid or drawer handles, but my father build a lid for it and my mother had some drawer handles in her drawer of drawer handles, because that’s the sort of household we live in, and it is a magnificent piece of furniture sometimes i just touch it for no reason.
I just realised that there must have been a point in time when these lousy t-shirts didn’t exist. You know? There must have been inception for these shirts. One day there were no lousy t-shirts and then the next they existed. There is someone sitting somewhere, possibly sunning themselves on the beach, saying, “It all started when I had this amazing idea, but when I worked it through all I ended up with were a bunch of lousy t-shirts”.