This reads exactly like the sort of email I send mump, late at night, where I explain what my favourite sort of reptile is, and why. (“Crocodiles, because FUCK. And also chameleons because I love their grumpy old man faces. And geckos, ‘cause if geckos were like the size of dogs they still wouldn’t be scary ‘cause they just look adorable.”)  Zan is probably the greatest diminutive for the name Alexandra that I have ever seen. The greatest.  When you say our names, together, we look like a futuristic crime-fighting space duo. “Zan & Zio vs. The 1000 Mile High Club”.  View high resolution

  1. This reads exactly like the sort of email I send mump, late at night, where I explain what my favourite sort of reptile is, and why. (“Crocodiles, because FUCK. And also chameleons because I love their grumpy old man faces. And geckos, ‘cause if geckos were like the size of dogs they still wouldn’t be scary ‘cause they just look adorable.”) 
  2. Zan is probably the greatest diminutive for the name Alexandra that I have ever seen. The greatest. 
  3. When you say our names, together, we look like a futuristic crime-fighting space duo. “Zan & Zio vs. The 1000 Mile High Club”. 

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