Phil Jupitus: More people get killed by bees, every year, than sharks. 
Tim Minchin: Yeah, but sharks have the statistical advantage of not being where we are, nearly all the time.  

Notes

  1. cardboardcutouts reblogged this from whitepajamas
  2. rectangleshorts reblogged this from whitepajamas
  3. dreamingisaluxury reblogged this from i-vehearditbothways
  4. i-vehearditbothways reblogged this from whitepajamas
  5. accio-shaz reblogged this from whitepajamas
  6. somewherecentral reblogged this from nooremberg
  7. nooremberg reblogged this from whitepajamas
  8. twoplustwoisfive reblogged this from teganneedsahobby
  9. zelo-themaknaetree reblogged this from teganneedsahobby
  10. teganneedsahobby reblogged this from sympathetic-character
  11. sympathetic-character reblogged this from whitepajamas
  12. usedbendystraws reblogged this from mildlymediocre
  13. paperboatsintherain reblogged this from whitepajamas
  14. thismaudlincareer reblogged this from georgzierschnitz
  15. redchangesinthesky reblogged this from whitepajamas
  16. kallieope reblogged this from georgzierschnitz
  17. georgzierschnitz reblogged this from whitepajamas
  18. politicaldinosaur reblogged this from whitepajamas
  19. midsummeradieu reblogged this from whitepajamas
  20. sillymomo reblogged this from peachpancakes
  21. peachpancakes reblogged this from unfunnybunny
  22. theschoolofribena reblogged this from iaskedforquavers
  23. unfunnybunny reblogged this from hernosestuckinabook
  24. scarlet-irene reblogged this from whitepajamas
  25. jadetheloser reblogged this from strongerthanamoose
  26. vanillemacht reblogged this from iaskedforquavers
  27. ilestframboise reblogged this from whitepajamas
  28. gh0stofjealousy reblogged this from strongerthanamoose
  29. boom-your-a-ghost reblogged this from iaskedforquavers