I'm Zio. I should have been a British schoolboy, but there was a glitch and I ended up a girl in the Antipodes. I wish I were Stephen Fry. Any questions?
I went downstairs to get some food, but discovered Yvette and her friend making edible glitter in the microwave, which was too much for me to deal with, emotionally, so I just went back to my room and ate some breath mints.