I'm Zio. I should have been a British schoolboy, but there was a glitch and I ended up a girl in the Antipodes. I wish I were Stephen Fry. Any questions?
When I was a kid, I used to have a friend who kept guinea pigs, and one day one of them got out, so we put up missing posters, but we didn’t have any photos of the guinea pig, so all the posters looked like this: