I'm Zio. I should have been a British schoolboy, but there was a glitch and I ended up a girl in the Antipodes. I wish I were Stephen Fry. Any questions?
bloominheck said:
This would be terrifying if I wasn’t so intrigued at the fact some legs are longer than others. Is that a normal spider thing? Silly spiders, your making it hard to buy nicely fitting trousers for yourself.
istalksnape said:
I’m never visiting Australia. Ever.
yourmorningcoffee said:
I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE. SRSLY, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE THAT THERE ARE SPIDERS THAT BIG?! THATS LIKE A FUCKING BABY TARANTULA!