I'm Zio. I should have been a British schoolboy, but there was a glitch and I ended up a girl in the Antipodes. I wish I were Stephen Fry. Any questions?
Just sat down at my desk and started absentmindedly making funny lightsabre noises, waiting for my computer to start up, without realising that my coworker had also got in early, and was sitting in the next cubicle.