Johnny Vegas: My dad’s got heavy eyes.
Stephen Fry: Has he, now? Have you weighed his eyes, or—
Johnny Vegas: No! We’ve not weighed them, but he’s very fearful of leaning forward. He doesn’t like leaning forward - he thinks they’re gonna come out.
Stephen Fry: On springs, like those things you can buy?
Johnny Vegas: No, he’s— we got rid of Novelty Dad. This is Mental Dad!
