I’m Zio. I should have been a British schoolboy, but there was a glitch and I ended up a girl in the Antipodes. I wish I were Stephen Fry. Any questions?Tumblr (3.0; @whitepajamas)http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51222829087http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51222829087Fri, 24 May 2013 23:24:12 +1000i have some work and some naps to catch up on<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5ef30d51829cab3f39277d15a71efe6/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d04af69d930cdeba7e187f056aeacdea/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b1b670db068503fb4d72bffc5f60289/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6731527565e05f31fc8842e9b3d143e0/tumblr_mn1uutHdLD1qc8tg0o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51222012977http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51222012977Fri, 24 May 2013 23:04:28 +1000simon pegg's two emotional settingshttp://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51191038840http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51191038840Fri, 24 May 2013 11:21:00 +1000perspective's a tricky devil<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43411a9f1f8af78f07363055590e0857/tumblr_mn969oJHe11qzdclko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>AUSTRALIA, ARE YOU ONLINE? WAKE UP AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME.</p> <p>What are you doing in the month of June, my friends? What are you doing on the 27th of June at 6:30pm at the <a href="http://www.dendy.com.au/Promotion/Cult-Classics-At-Newtown" target="_blank">Dendy in Newtown</a>? </p> <p>If you answered, “WHY, ZIO, I’M COMING TO SEE FERRIS BUELLER WITH YOU AND MUMP!” then you are CORRECT and you should respond accordingly so I know you are coming. Allons-y! </p>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51187209297http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51187209297Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:55 +1000the entire month of june is set aside for the celebration of my birthday put it in your calendar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/727d69de7c18a18581572695c05c2e84/tumblr_mmkadlKRzQ1qc39sao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ccf65917c21f129084d62c43671eaef/tumblr_mmkadlKRzQ1qc39sao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9d61a63607612a0d81586d631236307/tumblr_mmkadlKRzQ1qc39sao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c4b9960614f214c00910ccf62a0bd57/tumblr_mmkadlKRzQ1qc39sao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6915785d17584d48ce510dccf44c650/tumblr_mmkadlKRzQ1qc39sao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/393f0efbd6e511b6babf48f980094690/tumblr_mmkadlKRzQ1qc39sao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51181716997http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51181716997Fri, 24 May 2013 09:13:25 +100010 o'clock live<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7101edf041ab53cbc32c8195d4b6fbdc/tumblr_mn8p76o8ZD1qzdclko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/812453d5d7340b2afe46e492278608b4/tumblr_mn8p76o8ZD1qzdclko3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69e16a6faff5d09c98197ce5a7c9087a/tumblr_mn8p76o8ZD1qzdclko4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51134743586http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51134743586Thu, 23 May 2013 17:09:06 +1000doctor whohttp://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51131277759http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51131277759Thu, 23 May 2013 15:39:50 +1000can i get you guys anything? some snacks? a supportive parental figure during your formative years? let me know!http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51097614036http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/51097614036Thu, 23 May 2013 07:48:08 +1000my penchant for mending things while i am wearing them.i am also wearing the jeans i mended whilst riding on the train but the point is i am able to get out of the jeans.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x0xrZ5S21r9nxd8o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x0xrZ5S21r9nxd8o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50985993448http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50985993448Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:28 +1000fight club<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d305df07a05e834cca533dd67dbf0ce/tumblr_mn5f2pWEND1qzdclko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, that is the one thing I have always hoped for in life. An unfilled sponge slab. This is a broken home of a cake. You buy this cake at eleven at night, after you finish your twelve hour shift, before coming home to find a note from your spouse saying they’ve left you. You sit at the kitchen table and break off big dry chunks of slab with your bare hands, before dipping them in undiluted whiskey and shoving them unthinkingly into your mouth while you stare at the wall. You leave the half-eaten cake on the table and crawl into bed for two days. </p>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50985573096http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50985573096Tue, 21 May 2013 22:37:37 +1000a fun challenge is to see what the three most depressing items you can find in a supermarket arehttp://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50966536938http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50966536938Tue, 21 May 2013 14:11:37 +1000baby i know our relationship is solid because i'm no longer trapped in a tower with that dragon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da514b2f720dc5db3d22c683d846f768/tumblr_mmb28leMQ81qchfeio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/850aacc4870110b88db06ef7a876c8db/tumblr_mmb28leMQ81qchfeio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50942544239http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50942544239Tue, 21 May 2013 09:06:49 +1000monty python<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d42f5c09e080c02342487ac69a05b097/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40893ddcd29c0d1de718234be21a6d64/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aae5759bc24f119680b947e81888248f/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/423d98013ee9516ea2d65eae5f3bc66d/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f7f87d5a8e05af230b6995f9619be82/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0ebec7fccc3d03567823545f41ed1ad/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4f4dab5a27c7579f413ada4ecf8f8a4/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82f1e1d5df22808b60514f5600652817/tumblr_mm99e4ox0g1qda125o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.</small></p> </blockquote>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50904268127http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50904268127Mon, 20 May 2013 23:02:33 +1000THIS FUCKING CAST OKAY<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5607b2c83e23dd2f99050b9e0d944f7/tumblr_mn3kr39A0O1qzdclko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Went to a screening of North By Northwest with mump and six-klicks-east, to which ten out of a possible hundred people turned up. And that is why the waitstaff gave up and literally gave me the entire platter of smoked salmon. </p>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50903548078http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50903548078Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:03 +1000i get hungry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/088574291ebdd723c2c34dff25359af7/tumblr_mn359yoXeI1qzdclko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There’s something truly beautiful about this sweet little slogan of Sanitarium’s.  Because, obviously, when used in common conversation, this phrase usually refers to you as a person. It doesn’t matter what you look like, it’s the person who’s inside that’s important. </p> <p>But Sanitarium’s talking about making you healthy from the inside out. They’re in the business of selling food to feed your body. They mean what’s literally inside of you that’s important. </p> <p>“We love your organs.” Say Sanitarium. “All that red squishy stuff is what’s important. You might have the prettiest skin suit in the world, but if your pancreas is faulty then you can fuck off. If we peel back your lovely face and find out you have an ugly skull then it’s over between us. It’s what’s inside that counts.” </p> <p>Gillian McKeith goes missing. Her body is found three years later in the Sanitarium basement. Three cereal manufacturers giggle as they’re dragged away. “She was perfect!” They chitter. “She was what she ate!” </p>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50892408627http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50892408627Mon, 20 May 2013 17:10:00 +1000and other stories for boys and girls<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33bcef460130f3be08937e6959c03f65/tumblr_mn2r7tSi601r6zxl0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50879432075http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50879432075Mon, 20 May 2013 13:17:12 +1000REBLOGGING IN MUMP'S HONOUR AS SHE IS NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE.I HAVE ALSO BEEN ASKED TO PROVIDE THIS GOLD STAR.hannibal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvoraxHwN1qh3h8wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50853060299http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50853060299Mon, 20 May 2013 07:33:47 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47131677ea8acc7dd63b44d0d5364d5b/tumblr_mn1iwwxtW71qzdclko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63b745ea60945ed5ec600aff27f8529c/tumblr_mn1iwwxtW71qzdclko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e261eae41dd37c719ddcb42129b7f12/tumblr_mn1iwwxtW71qzdclko3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50806283460http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50806283460Sun, 19 May 2013 20:10:08 +1000doctor who<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/150ce4a31dcb1e50ae0d834e8b44be56/tumblr_mmcp73Kz1c1qepf8yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff5fbbf5b613132af1947f5b04e53776/tumblr_mmcp73Kz1c1qepf8yo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50802652823http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50802652823Sun, 19 May 2013 19:29:23 +1000who framed roger rabbithttp://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50800186286http://whitepajamas.tumblr.com/post/50800186286Sun, 19 May 2013 18:53:05 +1000part two: OH SOD IT THE NOTEBOOK WENT THROUGH THE WASH