I'm Zio. I should have been a British schoolboy, but there was a glitch and I ended up a girl in the Antipodes. I wish I were Stephen Fry. Any questions?
Hobbies: Pressing the accelerator to the floor whilst driving along suburban streets, even though I’m passing a speed camera, because I know that, no matter how hard it tries, there’s no way my car will ever reach the speed limit.
